Oh, my goodness, I just found the wonderful blog Irregular Times. And this post from last year made me nearly dissolve into a puddle of giggly goo. Thank you, God, for creating the Web so smart people can make fun of dumb people.
Important Instructions
Okay, I just stole this link from the [title of show] blog, but I was so excited to find out that Pixie Stix have instructions on their proper use!
A Cool, Refreshing Claritini
Ah, it’s spring. My favorite season. Nature really comes alive. I think I’ll kick back with my favorite springtime beverage.
CLARITINI
- 3 oz. cat hair and dust-infused vodka
- Several seasonal weeds
- Pollen
Rim chilled cocktail glass with pollen. Shake gin with ice and pour (do not strain) into glass. Garnish with weeds.
Kathy Lee Gifford’s Under the Bridge!!!
I just found out (not that I asked) that Kathy Lee Gifford wrote the book and lyrics to a rather insipid-sounding Off-Broadway musical, Under the Bridge. Whoda thunk it?
I’m not about to buy the cast album and I hope no one ever subjects me to its contents. But I do like saying “Kathy Lee Gifford’s Under the Bridge!!!” and I hope to slip it into conversation for a while. Frequently.
Not to be left out…
Okay, so Scottie and Carolyn were talking about their Japanese names the other night at Yasu, a nifty Japanese sushi/Korean barbecue place in Coolidge Corner (with unfortunate service) and I felt left out. Hence…
My Japanese name is Michizane Ishinomori.
Take The Original Japanese Name Generator by Shu today!
Created with Rum and Monkey‘s Name Generator Generator.
There. I feel better now.